For those that don't know the Don Cricket Club has a quote book where some of the most memorable and not so memorable quotes from the players are collected and a trophy is awarded at the annual dinner at the end of the season.


Here is a collection of some of the 2006 quotes along with the selected winner (loser) at the end.


Major (Mis)quoters


Nick Morgan - We did heat six pumps in one house

  I'm batting 1st change

             I'm going to call up slick (sick)

                  You've been desleeved (deceived)

                                         There is far too much blood in your alcohol stream


                                                               

(The Moth) Simon Brown - Hack paid subs of froty (forty) dollars    

                  I put my own self into trouble

                                                  Dog (Steven) needs a headless (cordless) phone

                                                    Johnno kept well behind the gloves (stumps) today

                  He got 5 wickets off 4 balls



B.T. - This bloke wanted to take his tea out for wife

                          Jono Gray will go in for a swash buttling (buckling) innngs

                                          The only way you can get out of it is do a nap (lap) in the lude (nude)

                                                                                              He ate the house out of the house


Johnno -  We're going to play tennis (beach) cricket

      Higgsy's bat is made of fiben carber

   That was a good bit of awayment



Mick Banham - I'm going to put my feet on

                           Can I have a six plack of Bondies

                                  Moth was caught 3 times but dropped

                                                         They are having goals at this end and goals at this end



Chris Maney - I can't even tap a ball in with a stump

      I'll be around when I come in

           Put your name in (on) the wheel

                                                                                                        Did Holla jag a lop



B.T/Moth - BT said "The Chinese basketballer is 7ft 9" /Moth said "that's 3.5 metres" (10ft 5")


P.J. - You (Nick Morgan) was born in 1989,so thanks for inviting me to your 21st!

- I hope the microwave (microphone) is ready for the MC


Belly - He'll be dodging the sticks,I mean steeks,I mean snakes.


Ducky - Marty is off with chin splints


Jacci McDougall - Their house used to live in Gunn Street

                     - My auntie Elaine got her dreg lessed


Kevin Jones - He's got a bad knee,it's his back leg


Lisa Phillpott - There's a lot of fluff (froth) in the beer

              - Don't eat them they are bly flown


Scully - I came home and walked out the back side


Jamie Rusk - One arm over,right to come


Lenny Marshall - He was the best player on the coach (coast)


Chris Duncan - How many A Grade finals have A Reserve won


Higgsy - It's his mother from another brother

- He got a bruise on his pad


Hutchy - I'm having today off tomorrow


Daggy - Do you get a computer (pewter) mug for a 5 for ?

                    - I'd get a game at Devonport,I'm puttin on a showdown

          - No bout a doubt it


Doogs - Astell bowled Daggy a hook shot




And last but not least the 3 top quotes of 2006



Number 3


Darren Reeves - Here comes Casper (Kimba) the white lion.


Number 2


B.T./Keith Dillion - Doogs said "She's buying one of those Mazda 6's"

Keith "Is that a Hyundai"

B.T. "No it's a Mitsubishi"


**Number 1**


Brendan Evans - I have never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body